If I didn't have you, life would be blue I'd be Doctor Who, without the Tardis A candle without a wick, a Watson without a Crick I'd be one of my outfits without a dick-ey I'd be cheese without the mac Jobs without the Wozniak I'd be solving exponential equations that use (unintelligible) on your calculator making much harder to crack
I'd be an atom without a bomb A dot without the com And I'd probably still live with my mom (And he'd probably still live with his mom)
Ever since I met you, you turned my world around You supported all my dreams and all my hopes You're like Uranium-235 and I'm Uranium-238 Almost inseparable - isotopes
I couldn't have imagined how good my life would get From the moment that I met you, Bernadette
If I didn't have you, life would be dreary I'd be string theory without any string I'd be binary code without a 1 A cathode ray tube without an electron gun I'd be Firefly, Buffy and Avengers without Joss Whedon
I'd speak a lot more klingon Kuh-lahk neuk gat jark fang And he'd definitely still live with his mom
Ever since I met you, you turned my world around You're my best friend and my lover We're like changing electric in magnetic fields You can't have one without the other
I couldn't have imagined how good my life would get From the moment that I met you, Bernadette
We couldn't have imagined how good our lives would get From the moment that we met you, Bernadette