Merry Payday Christmas Soundtrack DLC
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This is a story
I promise it's true
A tale of a crafty ol'
Robbery crew
They could clean any safe
In a minute or two
They had hit every bank
And post office too
They had snatched every diamond
And valuable gem
Seemed like nothing could offer
A challenge to them
Then one Christmas they hatched
The most brilliant score
A plan for a heist
Not attempted before
So they painted their guns white
And learned how to ski
They got their disguise
From a Christmas tree
Then they went to the North Pole
As fast as could be
They were going to rob
Santa's toy factory
My kind of crew
Like taking candy from a baby
They travelled through busses(?)
For over a week
Till they saw Santa's factory
Up on a peak
By the candy cane fence
They then started to sneak
Seen security there
Was surprisingly weak
Around factory buildings
Came elfs on the way
Bringing bags full of toys
Down to Santa's big sleigh
They were busy as bees
But they froze at the sound
When our robbery crew
Shouted down on the ground
Then the plan as efficient
As clockwork commenced
Where they melted away
The elf's snowball defence
Then they hogtied the reindeer
Inside of their fence
And the helpless who slept
Thanks to gas in the vents
Nice touch
They blew up the fuse box
And turned on night vision
Then they utilized shape charges
To get inside
They drilled from security door
With precision
Then manhandled Santa
And had him tied
Ooooh yeeeaah
Serves him right
Big red ♥♥♥♥er
Santa was tougher
To crack than they thought
He just wouldn't surrender
The code for the vault
Though they stepped on his glasses
So he couldn't see
And an icepick was used
To crack open his knee
Good one
After waterboard torture
And kicking his balls
After hours of smashing
His face into walls
They finally realized
Just what did the trick
When they threatened to cut off
Santa's beard so thick
You got a dirty mind
So he gave up the code
And they all gathered round
Just to find out just what treasures
Were there to be found
As the vault door swong open
They realized why
A heist against santa
Had never been tried
They looked in the vault
And they all felt like rookies
See inside there was just
Lots of milk and cookies
Oh dear god
You f*cking amateurs
Why do you think no one done this before?
D*ckheads
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