I'm a boy named Harry both my parents are dead Now I'm hangin in the ghetto earnin' wizard street cred In the common room crib I be chillin with the Shorties, My homies and me be drinkin Butter Beer forties
Malfoy is the boy I'd like to kick in the rump We're at each others throats just like Rosie & Trump I fight the 3 headed dog and I ride the big birdy Buckbeak is my Freak 'cuz she makes me feel dirty
I pimped out my broomstick with 28 speakers I once cut a house elf just to take his sneakers Voldemort is my bitch fool, he ain't no man I can't wait to bust a cap up in his Azkaban!
[Chorus] MY NAME IS HARRY P TO THE "O", TO THE" T" TO THE "T", TO THE "E" TO THE "R", You see
He's a magic man He puts the hex in the city Don't call him Harry Potter 'Cause my name is H Piddy
When Dementors are near it's like the arctic zone So I Hufflepuff the chronic till I'm Sorcerer's Stoned At the drive thru in my Invisibility cloak For the Order of the Phoenix I'll take fries and a coke
I eat Chocolate Frogs and booger flavor beans I be grubbin on Hedwig's hot and spicy wings The Muggles all see me as a nifty gent But I can take more bullets than 50 Cent...
A evil spell can cause a bad reaction Like a day care center run by Michael Jackson I drink pollyjuice potion when I'm in the hood carousin, Doin' drive by magic on my Nimbus 2000
[Chorus] MY NAME IS HARRY P TO THE "O", TO THE" T" TO THE "T", TO THE "E" TO THE "R", You see
He's a magic man He puts the hex in the city Don't call him Harry Potter 'Cause my name is H Piddy
Water skiin' with Hagrid in the castle trough Down on the carpet eatin' burgers like Hasslehoff I'm a bad boy wizard, I don't tolerate phonies I showed the world my privates in that show about ponies
I be ditchin my scarf, with the robe and the tie Got this bitchin' gear from Fubu and it's super-fly A wizard is judged by his ice and his threads, Galleon gold in my grills, extensions in my dreads
The ladies all love me cause I look so fine I be poppin out more babies than Federline 2 parts pumpkin juice one part Mr. Pibb A dime bag of floo-powder then get back to the crib
A pinch of dragons eye and a smidge of toadstool One sip you're flying high, just like Paula Abdul
[Chorus] MY NAME IS HARRY P TO THE "O", TO THE" T" TO THE "T", TO THE "E" TO THE "R", You see
He's a magic man He puts the hex in the city Don't call him Harry Potter 'Cause my name is H Piddy
In the hood, in the hood, he's the wizard in the hood He uses magic powers for the forces of good He eradicates evil, he protects the poor And I get a little, on my Dumbledore.