There once was a boy named Harry Who was destined to be a star His parents were killed by Voldemort Who gave him a lightning scar
Yo harry, you're a wizard
(Philosopher's Stone) Harry goes to Hogwarts and meets Ron and Hermione Mcgonagall requires he play for gryffindor Draco is a daddy's boy Quirrell becomes un-employed The Sorcerer's stone is destroyed by Dumbledore
(Chamber of secrets) Ron breaks his wand now Ginny's gone and Harry's in mortal danger Tom Riddle hides his snake inside a ginormous secret chamber
(Prisoner Of Azkaban) Harry blows up aunt marge the Dementors come and take charge Lupin's a wolf the rats a man and now the prisoner is at large They use time travel so they can save the prisoner of Azkaban who just so happens to be Harry's godfather I don't really get it either....
(Goblet Of Fire) Harry gets put in the tri-wizard tournament with dragons and mermaids ...oh no Edward Cullen get's slayed he's back
(Order of the phoenix) Harry, Harry it's getting scary Voldemort's back and your a revolutionary, Harry Dumbledore, Dumbledore why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him He is forced to leave the school Umbridge arrives Draco's a tool kids break into the ministry sirius black is dead as can be
(Half-blood prince) Split your soul seven parts of a whole there horcruxes! It's Dumbledore's end
(Deathly Hallows) there once was a boy named Harry who constantly conquered death but in one final duel between good and bad he may take his final breath...