HARRY: Is this my real life? Is this all it will be? Stuck at the Dursleys’ No escape from this family
WIZARDING CHORUS: Open it up Read what’s inside and see
HARRY: I'm just an orphan, who would be writing me? ‘cause I have no friends, no pen pals Don’t get bills or catalogs No library sends me notices about my late fees
WIZARDING CHORUS: Late fees
VOLDEMORT: Harry, just killed your mom Put a wand against her head Said the curse, and now she’s dead Harry, your life has just begun But now I’m gonna throw it all away
Harry, ooo Didn't mean to make you cry But you won’t be alive this time tomorrow And I’ll carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
VOLDEMORT: It can’t be—my time has come Sends shivers down my spine Body's aching all the sudden Goodbye Harry Potter—I've got to go Gotta leave this body behind and hide in Albania Harry, ooo I’m not gonna die I’ll see you again in eleven years or so…
HARRY: I see a large silhouetto of a man
HAGRID: Open up, open up, open up the door this instant
HARRY: Thunderbolts and lightning—very very frightening me
HAGRID: Harry Potter!
HARRY: Aunt Petunia!
HAGRID: Harry Potter!
HARRY: Uncle Vernon!
HAGRID: Harry Potter, it’s Hagrid.
HARRY:
Hello
HAGRID: Hello-o-o-o
HARRY: I'm just an orphan, nobody loves me
DURSLEYS: He's just an orphan from a dead family Spare us our lives from you monstrosities
HAGRID (spoken): Harry, you’re a wizard! Come to Hogwarts!
HARRY: Easy come, easy go—will you let me go to Hogwarts
DURSLEYS: No—we will not let you go
HARRY: Let me go! To Hogwarts
DURSLEYS: We will not let you go
HAGRID: Let him go!
HARRY: To Hogwarts
DURSLEYS: We will not let you go
HARRY: Let me go!
DURSLEYS: Will not let you go
HARRY: Let me go
DURSLEYS: Will not let you go—oh No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
HARRY: Oh Aunt Petunia, Aunt Petunia, Aunt Petunia let me go ‘Cause Dumbledore has a spot put aside for me for me for me
So you think you can make me live under the stairs? So you think you can tell me my parents were squares? Oh Dursleys—can't do this to me, Dursleys Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
I am Harry Potter What does it all mean? Turns out I’m a wizard And everyone around here knows me