Bro: Hey there, lil’ lady. What do you think you’re doin’? Roxy: Same thing I do every night, Pinky. Drinkin’ the contents of the liquor cabnet. Bro: Don’t ya think there’s something better you could be doing with your time? Say, sobering up? Roxy: Lis’en here, my Strider pal, I’m completely, 100% coherent of the things I do. I’m the smarter drunk between the two of us. I know what I’m doin’, and it’s all by choice. Bro: By choice, eh? Everything and anything? Roxy: Erry thing and anythin’. Le wink. Bro: And yet you’re drunk enough to say your actions as if I can’t see them myself. You gonna narrate this whole thing for me? Roxy: If you want me to, thats coolio. Bro: How would you narrate this? *shuffling movements* Roxy: Big Bro moves down in front of the skirt clad lacey. Bro: Lacey? Roxy: ‘M mean lady. Bro: Nah, you could be talkin’ ‘bout your cute lil’ panties. Just look at ‘em Roxy: *small gasp* A..h now he’s pulling them up and stickin’ his tongue out- oh god. *groans quietly* Bro: Don’t leave me hangin’, this is just getting to the good part. Roxy: Mm.. The anime shade wearing doofus stares up at her and- fuck! What didja do that for? Oh wait.. ah.. *soft groan* When you’re not bitin’, it feels really nice. Bro: Call me a doofus again, Ro. See what happens. Roxy: Don’t wanna chance it, Biggy B. Just keep doin’ what ya do and I’ll moan like a porn star for you. Bro: And narrate, I like your voice. Roxy: And narrate. Cool. Whatevs. Just get your mouth to wo-augh. He’s sittin’ in front of the lady, shoving his tongue in her hoo-ha. Bro: No. Roxy: Aw c’mon. Have a lil’ fun! Bro: Oh I am going to have some fun. Makin’ you scream. Roxy: Not a screaming type, Strider. More of the- *cut off by a loud moan* Bro: Moanin’ type. I can get down with that. Roxy: Says the guy.. that’s already going down on me.. *chuckles quietly* Bro: That was to be implied. Roxy: *breaths are shaky* Oh god.. your fingers.. how the hell can you use your -ah- tongue like that. Bro: I’m a pro. Now enough narrating and scream for me, alright? Roxy: You’re gonna have to- oh god! Strider! -Heavy breathing for a few moments before a chuckle from Bro- Bro: You alright there? Roxy: You really are.. a pro. Bro: Just wait till later, babe.