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Jade: Sooo.

Dave: Yeah.

Jade: I can’t believe we’re actually meeting in person. Like, really in person. No big villains or robots or trolls to bother us.

Dave: Uh huh.

Jade: To be honest, I pictured you way differently.

Dave: You pictured me?

Jade: Well- yeah.

Dave: And how did I look when you pictured me?

Jade: I dunno… Taller, I guess. Tanner. I imagined your hair was more of a brownish shade. And I thought you’d be a little more muscular. *giggles*

Dave: Ouch. That stings, Harley. I had no idea you took me for such a weakling.

Jade: I was just kidding you doofus- hey, put me down!

Dave: Nope.

Jade: (laughing a little) Daaave, come on!

Dave: Not gonna happen. Insult a Strider’s honor, you gotta pay the price.

Jade: Dave, stop being a butthead. You know I was only kidding around with-

(She is cut off as he kisses her.)

Jade: Oh.

Dave: Tsk, tsk. You’re gonna have to stay more alert than that if you wanna keep up with me.

Jade: Well, I was expecting a… different kind of attack.

Dave: Oh? And what might that be?

Jade: Something more like… this…

(Sounds of intense kissing and an almost inaudible gasp from Dave.)

Jade: How was that?

Dave: I like the way you think, Jade. Except there are just a few things in the way.

Jade: Oh?

Dave: A good fighter never keeps their clothes on when they train. It restricts them, y’know?

Jade: Oh! That makes sense. *giggles*

Dave: Please, allow me.

Jade: Looks like chivalry isn’t dead after all.

Dave: Damn straight.

*sound of clothing rustling*

Dave: *whistles* Nice.

Jade: (embarrassed) What?

Dave: I’m impressed. Without that t shirt on, you’re actually kinda…

Jade: What?

Dave: Hot.

Jade: (laughing a bit, even more embarrassed) Oh, come on.

Dave: I’m serious. You look about ten times better than me without a shirt on.

Jade: I don’t believe you.

Dave: I’ll prove it.

*clothing rustling*

Jade: Wow.

Dave: So?

Jade: You’re right, I look waaay better than you without a shirt on!

Dave: Ouch. Hurts me deep, man. Right in the heart.

Jade: (teasingly) Oh, poor you.

Dave: (dramatic, as if he’s pretending to pass out) I don’t think I’m gonna recover from this one. Light… fading… world… going… dark…

Jade: You’re such a drama queen.

Dave: I’m dyyyying. You have to save me.

Jade: Oh? And how do I do that?

Dave: I need a kiss from the most beautiful girl in the universe. (whispering) Psst- that’s you.

Jade: Oh, shut up!

(She laughs, but then abruptly stops as Dave grabs her hand.)

Dave: (serious now) I mean it, Jade. You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. In any universe.

Jade: Dave…

(Sounds of kissing. Gradually the sounds grow louder and more intense. Jade gasps softly.)

Dave: Did that hurt?

Jade: No, it’s just…

Dave: What is it?

Jade: I’m scared.

Dave: Do you want me to stop? We don’t have to do this if you don’t want to.

Jade: No, I want to. But…

Dave: It’s your first time?

Jade: Yeah.

Dave: If it makes you feel any better, it’s my first time too.

Jade: Really?

Dave: Yep. Been saving myself for you, Harley. Got a chastity belt and everything.

Jade: Oh, stop it. *giggles*

Dave: I’m not kidding. It’s hard being a Strider. It’s like my genetics are an instinctual chick magnet or something. But lucky for me, I have the prettiest (after every compliment he kisses her), smartest, kindest, funniest, most badass girl in existence to keep me company.

Jade: You mean that?

Dave: More than anything.

Jade: I love you, Dave.

Dave: (breathy) I love you too, Jade.

(Sounds of hard kissing, slowly growing until Jade begins to moan and gasp. They both are soon breathing heavily.)

Jade: Oh

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