[ Sighing sound and laughter lightly with the creak of a bed ]
Jane: Well I’m glad you came over to cheer me up Dirk. I just really couldn’t stand the fact that I lost in the baking competition!
Dirk: It’s no problem Jane, you know I’d do anything for you. Plus that contest was rigged, you were obviously the best. It was rigged.
Jane: [ laughter ] Oh Dirk. [ sigh ] You have been there for all of us. I’ve got to thank you… but I definitely didn’t expect our conversation to end up there.
Dirk: Hey I was making conversation!
[ Sound of Jane laughing lightly along with Dirk ]
Jane: Well yeah, but geeze Dirk, I didn’t realize you were into that. [ She giggles ]
Dirk: Oh yeah? Well I didn’t realize you were into that either! Don’t just blame this on me Crocker.
[ Jane giggles again and Dirk chuckles ]
Jane: You were the one that brought it up Dirk.
Dirk: You replied!
Jane: True. I did indeed reply.
Dirk: Have you… ever tried it?
Jane: [ sputters ] W-Well… well no! I mean, I haven’t really had a chance too! H-Have you?
Dirk: Uh… well not, exactly. I don’t really have a lot of friends that I can go up to and ask, “Can I stick my face in your vagina?” Jane.
Jane: Dirk!
Dirk: You asked!
Jane: It’s fine… I mean, I did respond.
[ awkward laughing followed by silence and shifting on bed ]
Jane: [ shyly ] W-Well… w-we could try it. T-Together I mean…
Dirk: We… we could. If you wanted too.
Jane: I-I’d like too.
Dirk: Alright then.
[ sound of shifting and then kissing, make outs, panting, moaning, whining, actors choice ]
Jane: O-Oh Dirk!
Dirk: Is… that okay?
Jane: A-Ah… yes.
[ sounds of sucking and licking general sex sounds, moaning etc. ]
Jane: J-Jesus Christ! Dirk!
[ sound of Dirk chuckling ]
Jane: O-Oh god! T-That’s… o-oh!
Dirk: [ panting ] N-Now?
Jane: Y-Yes! God yes!
Dirk: [ chuckles ] As you wish Ms. Crocker.
[ sounds of thrusting and moaning, bed creaking as they start having sex whining actors choice ]
Jane: F-Fuck! D-Dirk!
Dirk: [ panting ] I… thought you d-didn’t… like cursing Jane…