(Sound of door creaking open and slamming, as two different footsteps get closer and closer. Eridan’s voice starts getting louder as he approaches)
ERIDAN: And I thought we had somethin’ good goin’ on. (Sound of both of them sitting down on a bed) I don’t understand, Fef, did I bore her to death, or did she find someone else, or-
FEFERI: Eridan, she dumped you half a sweep ago. Are you EVER going to stop glubbing about it?
ERIDAN: It just hurts a lot, Fef. We had a real passionate blackrom goin’ on. I thought you would understand, but nobody understands not even-
FEFERI: (sounding bored) Me, yeah yeah. But you’ve got to shake it off your fins. You can’t kelp moaning about it – that won’t make anyfin better.
ERIDAN: (sighs) Yeah, I guess. I just need some distraction, that’s all.
FEFERI: (chuckles) Distraction you say? How’s this?
(Sound of pants unzipping. Eridan gasps, but it slowly turns into a moan. This goes on for a little while.)
ERIDAN: Fuuuuck… (moaning/swearing/actor’s choice) Here, get on top of me.
FEFERI and ERIDAN: (moaning/swearing/actor’s choice)
FEFERI: Oh GLUB yes Eridan! Harder!
(Eventually both climax and pant.)
ERIDAN: (panting) Wow… that was a great distraction.
FEFERI: (giggles) Yes… whale, we should go to sleep now. Night, moireel.