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Karkat: This is so fucking stupid.

Gamzee: …

Karkat: I mean, what the fuck are we even doing? Do you ever just sit here and think… Well, no, I don’t even know why I’m asking you if you think about anything, but it’s just so fucking… I don’t know. What the fuck is the point?

Gamzee: Ain’t no sense all up in jumbling your pan with shit a motherfucker can’t explain. Gotta’ let them motherfuckin’ wicked thoughts mellow. Can’t be lettin’ em all bubble up and burstin’ from you like a bottle of Faygo a motherfucker’s done all up and shook up.

Karkat: What the fuck are you even talking about, Gamzee? I keep telling you that no one gives a shit about that fucking poison you shove down your protein shoot. You are literally the only shitsponge who drinks it.

Gamzee: Yeah, best friend. I hear that.

Gamzee: Not everyone can all up and get their motherfuckin’ chill on with it. Gotta be one of ‘dem miracles where a motherfucker just all up and gets down with the way it feels on your tongue.

Karkat: *sighs* It’s called an acquired taste, you idiot.

Gamzee: Yeah, that’s what it is, brother. Gotta’ motherfuckin’ acquire the miracle of Faygo before you taste it.

Karkat: That’s not what it means, you— What… What the hell are you doing?”

Gamzee: It’s no big thing. Just tryin’ to help a motherfucker all up and get his relax on.

Karkat: Do you really think I can actually relax knowing your filthy, grub stained, horn fondling hands are touching me?

Karkat: *grunts* That fucking hurts.

Gamzee: That’s because you’re always so motherfuckin’ tense, like a—

Karkat: If you even think about mentioning Faygo, I swear I’m going to slit your fucking throat.

Gamzee: *chuckles* Nah, brother. I won’t go say nothin’ ‘bout that.

Karkat: *groans* Fuck. Move your stupid hand over a little bit… Yes. Fuck. *hisses softly* Right there… Just…

Karkat: Gamzee, stop. *sounds panicked*

Gamzee: What’s with all this motherfuckin’ stoppin noise? You ain’t gotta’ be ashamed of that shit, brother. It’s natural.

Karkat: Just… shut up. *mutters*

Gamzee: Fuck, I mean, if a motherfucker gets the urge, he can’t be all up and ignoring it.

Karkat: Gamzee…

Gamzee: I guess what I’m all up and tryin to say is that I can help you with that.

Karkat: I… But that’s… *whispers* The quadrants—

Gamzee: Ain’t no one trying to hear any of that quadrant noise, brother.

Gamzee: Just all up and get your relax on. *whispers*

Karkat: *gasps* F-Fuck… Gamzee…

Gamzee: Just chill, brother. Trust me.

Karkat: Why the fuck would I be stupid enough to trust— ahh… *moans*

Gamzee: Honk.

Karkat: Fucking idiot. Don’t fucking… fuuuuck *groans*

Gamzee: *chuckles*

Karkat: I *gasps* Don’t you want me to… do you? * sounds shy/embarrassed*

Gamzee: You ain’t gotta return the favor, my brother. But a motherfucker ain’t gonna all up and so no.

Karkat: Okay…

Gamzee: *breathes out softly*

Gamzee: You know you ain’t gotta worry about being all gentle and what not. It ain’t gonna motherfuckin break.

Karkat: Shut the fuck up, Gamzee *whispers*

Gamzee: Whatever you motherfuckin’ say, bro.

Karkat: *panting/moaning/groaning* actor’s choice

Gamzee: *panting/moaning/groaning* actor’s choice

Karkat: Gamzee… *whimpers* *breathes heavily*

Gamzee: Mm, motherfuckin’ perfect. Just like that…

Karkat: Fuck * moans* I can’t…

Gamzee: Then motherfuckin’ don’t.

Karkat: Fuck. *cries out*

Gamzee: *grunts and breathes out shakily*

Gamzee: Mm… Did a motherfucker help his best friend all up and get his motherfuckin’ calm on? *say teasingly*

Karkat: Shut the hell up, Gamzee. *says softly*

Gamzee: Honk.

Karkat: Fucking damn it. *growls*

Gamzee: *chuckles*

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