Gamzee: Well if it isn’t one of my favorite sisters! I uh… Never caught your name, by the way.
Jane: Oh no… It’s the clown.
Gamzee: Now hey, that’s not polite at all. What’s got you feelin all motherfuckin down, sister? You look like my palebro right after a “Crappy Romcom.”
Jane: …
Gamzee: Okay okay, I’m sorry if I got to hurtin your feelins or somethin.
Jane: No no.. It’s nothing you did, clown. I’m just dealing with some drama.. And I’m Jane, by the way..
Gamzee: Just call me Gamzee. And that don’t sound fun at all. A sister shouldn’t be worryin about no motherfuckin drama calls. Why don’t you just chill a bit and take a load off? Tell me all your problems.
Jane: …I would rather not. I don’t mean to sound rude but I don’t find it wise to tell my problems to the same troll who tried selling me… “Potions.”
Gamzee: All ya need is to get a little more comfortable with a brother. And I know the perfect way, heh. *Shuffling sounds.*
Jane: Perfect way, huh? O-Oh! Oh dear, I should not be sitting here!
Gamzee: Chill, chill, sister. I don’t mind you sitting in my lap. This is all about “Getting comfortable.” Now just place your hands on my shoulders and relax. A brother can work miracles..
Jane: …As much as I should just.. Leave.. I guess it could get my mind off of Jake…
Gamzee: See? You’re already getting comfortable! Now just forget about this Jake bro and focus on one motherfuckin name. Gamzee Makara. *Starts to make sucking sounds.*
Jane: *Moans quietly.* Oh my… If you suck that hard.. You’ll leave marks..
Gamzee: *Chuckles.* That’s the point, sis. *Continues to suck.*
Jane: *Moans.* A-Alright, I’ll let you help me “Get Comfortable.” J-Just please start already.. *Pants.*
Gamzee: As you motherfuckin command. *Chuckles.*
Jane: *Moans/Pants.*
Gamzee: *Groans/Pants.*
Jane: *Moans Gamzee’s name as she finishes.*
Gamzee: *Pants.* H-Hey… You focused on my name!
Jane: O-Oh please don’t say it like that.. *Pants.*
Gamzee: *Chuckles playfully.* Hey, If you ever need some help “Getting Comfortable,” I’m your clown.