Nepeta: *giggles* Well it doesn’t do anything; I use it to keep track of everyone’s current and… pawssibly ((possibly)) future relationships.
Gamzee: *hums* How come there aren’t any motherfuckin hearts around any of our pairings?
Nepeta: Oh… I’ve never really thought about us being together.
Gamzee: Why not? We could be all makin’ these other motherfuckin’ pairings jealous.
Nepeta: *sounding unsure* I don’t know, I just can’t see you playing the part in any of my quadrants.
Gamzee: Why not?
Nepeta: You seem like you could be quite a handful.
Gamzee: Where’s the problem?
Nepeta: A good pairing should be rather stress-free and easy to handle, I just can’t see that ship sailing at the moment.
Gamzee: Being a handful could be a motherfucking good thing, you’d be all on your toes all the time not knowin’ what to motherfuckin’ expect.
Nepeta: *sounding thoutful* I suppose things should always stay new in a pairing, *a little quieter, sounding more like she’s talking to herself* you wouldn’t want to get bored… *talking to Gamzee again* but I already have an OTP I’m already building. I can’t just abandon my ship- Oh!
*Gamzee pulled her closer, wrapping his arms around her waist*
Nepeta: Gamzee?
Gamzee: You don’t think the two of us could be wicked together?
Nepeta: *light hum*
Gamzee: Maybe I could change your mind?
Nepeta: Well… *voice trails off*
Gamzee: *laughs (seductively?)*
*kissing noises*
Nepeta: *surprised gasp* Gamzee-
Gamzee: Easy kitty cat, just chill.
Nepeta: Your hand-
Gamzee: Shh, here just sit back and motherfuckin’ relax.
*sound of clothes shuffling (being taken off)*
Nepeta: *mewling lightly*
Gamzee: *Kissing noises (like kissing against skin ~Nepets’s neck~)* You ready for this?
Nepeta: But it’s so big-
Nepeta: *whimper*
Gamzee: *moan* Fuck.
Gamzee: How does that feel? *moan* A little more than a motherfuckin’ handful?
Nepeta: Mhm *whine* Hold still fur ((for)) a moment okay?
Gamzee: Don’t tell me you’re gonna back out now?
Nepeta: No *whine* …okay you can move.
Gamzee: You sure?
Nepeta: Pawsitive ((positive)), befur ((before)) I change my mind and- *moan*
*both, moans slowly escalating in intensity*
Nepeta: *moan* Gamzee!
Gamzee: Am I hurtin’ ya?
Nepeta: N-no, just don’t stop.
*various moans and groans until climax*
*a moment of light panting*
Gamzee: So what do you think?
Nepeta: That was purrfect ((perfect)).
Gamzee: Good enough to be put on the motherfuckin’ wall?
Nepeta: Are you kitten ((kidding)) me? I’ll definitely reconsider.