Karkat: So, I was thinking we should watch Titanic, it’s kind of long, but I feel like it’s worth it.
Jade: Right, well I guess, but we just watched a movie Karkat, wouldn’t you like to do something else?
Karkat: I’m not sure what could be better than watching Titanic, unless it was Serendipity, or—
Jade: *kisses Karkat*
Karkat: um…..
Jade: Look Karkat, we’ve been dating for awhile and I’m starting to think you don’t like me the way I like you.
Karkat: Of course I like you! Do you honestly think I’d spend so much time hanging out with you and listening to you ramble about gun shit I don’t understand if I didn’t like you?
Jade: Fine, but if you do like me how come we’ve barely done more than kiss?
Karkat: *frustrated* I’m trying to be courteous and respectful here, a gentleman.
Jade: Well lucky for us both I am not a gentleman. *kisses Karkat again*
Karkat: *surprised noise turns into a moan*
Jade: *breathy* Lay down.
Karkat: What?
Jade: *pushes Karkat onto his back on the couch* Relax.
Karkat: Wait. What are you—
Jade: Oh my god, Karkat do you ever shut up?
Karkat: Well sorry if I’m not melting into submission here Jade, but you’re being pretty fucking aggressive. Maybe you should give me a fucking minute to catch the fuck up.
Jade: Fine, Karkat. You lie there and catch up. I’ll keep myself entertained while you do that. *unzips Karkat’s pants.
Karkat: Whoa! Jade what the fu— oh *moans* Fuck.
Jade: You caught up yet?
Karkat: Holy fucking, Jade
Jade: Sounds like you’re almost there. Let me see if I can help you. *sucking sounds*
Karkat: *moaning and shocked* Your mouth, holy shit Jade.
Jade: *amused* Wow, Karkat I think you do like this. *more sucking noises*