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John: *clicking noises from keyboard and mouse* Aw man, I got slimed again. Come on Egon use your- god I hate this fucking AI. Come o- *banging sound*
Karkat: EGBERT!
John: Jesus christ Karkat wha-…*pause and sniffs the air before he starts snickering* Oh you, you found my present. *Continues to try and keep from laughing out loud*
Karkat: Present! PRESENT! I smell like that shit you use to clean out that caliginous wind hole of yours!
John: *Starts to outright laugh, attempting to talk through his laughter* That’s because it is mouthwash Karkat, oh my god. I can smell you from here. *full on laughter*
Karkat: I am going to fucking rip your goddamn mastication nubs out of your face! I HATE this fucking swill!
John: Mastica- *laughs some more* Oh come on Karkat don’t look at me like that. It was just a pra- HEY WOAH!
*Sound of Karkat letting out some sort of growl/cry ending in a small crash and John making a ‘oof’ing sound .*
John: Holy fuck Karkat, I think you broke my cha-
Karkat: I don’t give a flying fuck about your fucking chair Egbert. I am going to tear out your insides and fucking bathe in them until I get this fucking smell off me! *Struggling noises*
John: Ow, hey Karkat, stop! Watch your claws, Karkat.*Grunts out last word. Insert a wind sound*
Karkat: *Lets out little cry and oofing sound of his own* Damn your insufferable wind powers to the farthest circle of this fucking universe, Egbert!
John: Damn it that fucking hurt, and you tore my shirt! Christ, it was a fucking joke, would you just calm do-
Karkat: *extremely aggravated* I am not going to calm down when I smell like the shit you use after you suck Strider’s bulge!
John: Wait wha- *annoyed* Karkat how many times do I have to fucking tell you that Dave and I aren’t homo! I am not sucking him off in some far off corner. I don’t, like, guys, so why can’t you get- *John is cut off by the sound of a rough kiss*
John: Kar-karkat what? *Slightly confused*
Karkat: *growling* Shut up, just shut up. I’m am so fucking sick and tired of your passive aggressive black flirting, Egbert. Not homo or whatever the fuck you are just shut up!
John: *grunts as Karkat kisses him again*
*Sound of a zipper being undone*
John:*startled* Karkat, karkat what are- oh fuck. *groans that turns into a yelp* Watch your claws down there. Hey! *another harsh breath* Would you stop shoving me on the floor already and…what are you doing?
*second zipper*
Karkat: The fuck did I say about talking John.
John: Woah wait…you have both?
Karkat: *Slightly bashful tone* Yes, John, we have fucking both. Whatever the fuck that means. *sounds of shifting.* And this is all you’ve fucking got? Whatever, it’ll work.
John: Work for wha-ah god. *Both groan.*
Karkat: Ffffffuck that thing doesn’t bend at all, does it. *Groans*
John: *sounds of kissing as Karkat would be kissing John’s neck* O-of course not, just, oh my god you’re so tight. Holy fuck, I-ow! Karkat watch your teeth would, OW! Karkat!
Karkat: *Annoyed* Stop being such a fucking wriggler.
John: Fine.
*Karkat let out a hiss of pain that turns groan.*
Karkat: Looks like those teeth of yours are *moans as there are more sucking sounds from John* good for something.
John: Shut up Karkat.
Karkat: *Surprised sound and then a groan* Fuck, no, you were supposed to- oh f-ffuck- be on bottom.
John: *chuckles* Too bad. *grunts*
Karkat: O-oh shit.
*Choice of sounds from voice actors as John proceeds to start screwing Karkat int the floor. Slick sounds if possible.*
Karkat: Harder, damn it, fucking hard- AH! *pleasured sounds*
John: Like that? *Chuckles and then groans.* Karkat, shit your claws, ahh! If you don’t fucking stop that I’m, I’m gonna.
Karkat: You’ll what?*pants* Talk me to dea- AH FUCK! *harsh grunts and groans
John: *Sounds like he’s gritting his teeth.* You asked for harder.
Karkat: Eg-egbert, fuck, you in-*cries out* insufferable ass I fuc-fucking *more sounds of pained/pleasured cries* I fucking hate you!
John: B-bite me Kar-AH! Not lit-fuck it.
*Actors choice of cries and grunts.*
Karkat: Sh-fu-so, so close. *panting* Grab my bulge.
John: Grab your own bulge. *panting cry* Fine!
Karkat: *Groans* There, that, FUCK!
John: *deep groan* How can you get so tight? *Actors choice of orgasm sounds.*
*Sounds of panting from both*
John: *panting* Holy, holy fuck. It’s everywhere and, *hisses* The hell did you do to my back?
Karkat: Shut up and get off of- *groans*
John: Nah, *tired chuckling* think I’ll wait a while. Feels good in you.
Karkat: *another groan*
John: Besides, *sniffling sound* you smell good. All minty and-
Karkat: Egbert. I’m going to kill yo- *groans*
John: *chuckles*

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