Vriska: Oh Johnnnnn. John: Mm, yeah Vriska? What’s up? Vriska: Not much. Just wondering how you’re doing. John: Huh? Pretty good? I’m just sitting around with you? Did you expect a different answer? Vriska: No, no, no, I meant in the pailing department. John: Pailing? Vriska: Oh come on. You know. Sex. John: O-Oh. Right. Vriska: So? John: I don’t think that’s any of your business. Vriska: Of course it’s my business! I’m always going to train you to be the best! In EVERY department. John: Oh my god. Vriska: Though, I’m going to assume you’ve been lacking in the sexual department? John: What does it matter? It’s fine. Vriska: No it’s not. I should be training you, teaching you how to please a woman. John: *sighs* Vriska: Unless you are, how do you humans put it, a homosexual? John: NO! Vriska: Well then, why don’t you let me help out. Just a bit. Seeing what works you up. I think you’re the type who likes hand to bulge contact as a work up. John: Obviously, since I’m the only one who touches that. Vriska: So your poor human bulge has been neglected? John: Hey now, I never said tha- *zipper being unzipped* whoa, Vriska, what are you doing?? Vriska: Relax, just checking out the goods, John. A treasure hunter always has to see what she’s working with. John: Yeah but- ah.. Vriska: Wow, you humans are really sensitive. Cute. John: You just gave it a squeeze! What else was I supposed to *soft groan* Vriska: Also a way to shut you up. Alright. I’ll keep that in mind for later. John: L..Later? Vriska: Yep. Just you wait, my little winner, I’m going to make you go for the gold. John: Fuck, why did you take your hand away.. Vriska: I told you, all that will come later. John: *groans* Vriska: *laughs* I guess I could give you a little sneak peek. Just a -little-. *shuffling noises* John: Whoa, what, wait, Vriska, you- ah! *breathing speeds up slightly* Oh man.. -John breathing with occasional whimpers and gasps- John: Ow.. Vriska, watch your fangs.. Vriska: You, telling me what to do? Ha. John, just sit back, shut up and enjoy the ride. Unless you want this demonstration to end prematurely- John: No..sorry.. Vriska: That’s a good boy. John: *groans* Holy shit. Vriska: *triumphant sounding* And that’s that! Preview for the next encounter. John: What. Vriska: See you next time! John: Oh goddamnit, come on! I was so close, Jesus fuck- *upset grumbling*