MEENAH: Makara, you gonna say anyfin to the cute gill standin’ in front of you or just sit there like a doofish? GAMZEE: … *spaced out* You talkin’ to this motherfucker here? MEENAH: *she scoffs* Do you sea anymoby else around here? GAMZEE: I guess I must have got lost in my motherfuckin’ thinkpan for a minute … didn’t mean to up and draw a blank on you there, my sister.
MEENAH: Glubber fuck, you speshell or somefin’? GAMZEE: HONK. MEENAH: *she sighs* … whatebber, ya freak, just make some room. I actually got somefin to talk to you about. GAMZEE: Go ahead, I’m all sorts of down for whatever you got in mind. MEENAH: *she scoffs* You’re kind of a rambler, ain’t you? I don’t know how you get shouty to put up with it. GAMZEE: Karkat? *laughs lazily* He’s not half as bad as he might seem once you get to know him. I mean, he acts all like that in front of groups of people, but once you get him all— MEENAH: I’m not here to talk about him, you know. GAMZEE: *he chuckles* I’m doin’ it again, my bad. MEENAH: I was thinkin’ we should to know each other more … *mumbles insincerely* or somefin like that. GAMZEE: I’m not sure I’m followin’ you all the way there. MEENAH: I’ll make it good and obvious for you then.
*pants unzip* GAMZEE: … whoa there, sis— what are you— ohh. *breathing deepens, quiet grunt* MEENAH: *she snickers* How do you like that? GAMZEE: …. *sudden confidence/personality switch* I like it. I like it a motherfuckin’ lot.
MEENAH: *small gasp of surprise followed by a soft moan* GAMZEE: I see where you’re up and fuckin’ goin with this now, my sis. I’m warnin’ you, though, I don’t really got a reputation for bein’ all that … gentle. HONK. MEENAH: We gonna keep talkin’ all day or do this? *breathless* I wanna sea what you got. GAMZEE: *he chuckles deviously before continuing, possible kissing sound effects resume* MEENAH: *moaning/panting goes on for a while* GAMZEE: *grunting/panting goes on for a while* GAMZEE: You like that, huh? MEENAH: *groans tensely* Makara! GAMZEE: Go ahead, come for me. MEENAH: *orgasm, panting/moaning, VA’s choice* GAMZEE: *orgasm, grunting/panting, VA’s choice* *both of them try to catch their breath* MEENAH: *breathless laugh* C-Cod, Makara, you weren’t kiddin’. I’m kind of impressed … an’ sore. GAMZEE: *he chuckles back* I hope that wasn’t too much for you. MEENAH: Yeah, shore. *snorts a sarcastic laugh* I just wanna get to knowin’ you even more, now.