Colin-a-Dell? Yes, I've known him well Since the day he was born with his shock all shorn. He shot from the womb like a corpse from a tomb Gave a hideous yell as if casting a spell.
A peculiar chap - they made him a cap Of leather and lead to squat square on his head. Fain did his brain run like rain down a drain Perhaps 'twas queer cap made him querulous, poor chap!
At school he was quick, much like wax from the wick Dissected a lizard, was elected a wizard. His college he scandalized with the knowledge he vandalized His trick with a stick nicked the Dean's knickers thick.
When pretty well growed he befriended a toad. City roads would they roam until late wending home. Under endings of moon, soon they'd send up a croon About what no-one knowed, all rendered in code.
Bad went to worse. He fashioned a hearse From a farmer's wagon, tethered to a dragon. Feathered his bed with the fleece of the dead And with cursings terse nursed his bursting purse. An improbable tale! no nearer the pale Then a kettle of fish in a teacup. I wish 'Twere not wholly true, just an unwholesone brew Over some gruesome ale. But it's true as a nail...