My friends have all gone to bed so Start a game, solo queue Don't tell me, already knew that I'd be laned with noobs
Janna pushes the lane With howling gale to their face Taking all my last hits How can I farm like this?
Couldn't see a damn thing Nocturne's bot for ganking Janna ults them to me What do you think you are doing?
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy But I'm your carry, so help me maybe It's hard to not rage at you baby But I'm your carry, so heal me maybe? Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy But I'm your carry, so help me maybe All of the other champs, they try to chase me But I'm your carry, so heal me maybe!
Pressing b to recall Karthus sends in his ult You didn't shield me at all, But still you're in my lane Sona's 0/13 Insists that she is AD Oh wait, she just got a kill, that she ks'd from me Taric stunned a minion Please stop feeding Draven Get out of Singed's poison Or can we vote "yes" already?
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy But I'm your carry, so help me maybe It's hard not to rage at you baby But I'm your carry, so heal me maybe? Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy But I'm your carry, so help me maybe All of the other champs, they try to chase me But I'm your carry, so heal me maybe
The more I play the more I ask, "Why are you so bad?" "Why are you so bad? Why are you so so bad?" The more I play the more I ask, "Why are you so bad?" "Why are you so bad? Why are you so so bad?!"
It's hard to not rage at you baby But I'm your carry, so heal me maybe Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy But I'm your carry, so help me maybe All the other champs, they try to chase me But I'm your carry, so heal me maybe
The more I play the more I ask, "Why are you so bad?" "Why are you so bad? Why are you so so bad?" The more I play the more I ask, "Why are you so bad?" "You should've known that, so heal me maybe?"