Hystorical Histeria! - Invasion Song! | Текст песни

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Several million years ago a prehistoric man
Discovered that his neighbor had a nicer piece of land,
So he invaded, confiscated, that's how countries grew
Since that attack we now look back at who's invaded who...
Egypt invaded the Syrians, who invaded the Arabs Sheiks.
Hannibal then invaded the Romans!
The Romans invaded the Greeks!
The Saxons invaded the Britain!
The Mongols invaded Japan!
Japan invaded Manchuria
And Iraq invaded Iran!
Can't we all just get along,
Why do we have to fight?
Why not just accept you're wrong,
Admit that I was right?
Diplomacy and compromise are how the peace is made,
When things get slack, watch your back
Cause somebody's gonna invade!
The Germans invaded the French,
The Germans invaded the Czechs.
The Germans invaded the Netherlands,
And the invaded North Africa next!
The Germans invaded the Balkans,
And they almost invaded in Spain,
Along with the Soviet regions, the Poles and Norwegians, the Belgians and the Danes!
The French invaded the English,
The English invaded the Scots,
In the 1500's the Catholic French went after the French Huguenots,
The Russians invaded the Afghans,
And Custer invaded the Sioux,
The English went after the Spanish Armada,
And the Spanish invaded Peru!
Can't we learn to all be friends?
That's the thing to do,
Can't we try to see from someone else's point of view?
Just stay calm, remember mom and then we've got it made,
Let's all shake hand's, respect our lands,
And then, we've gonna invade!
The Spartans and all of the Greeks
Invaded the city of Troy!
The Mosiems fought the Hindus
And the Hatfields fought the mcCoys!
Israelis fought the Egyptians in a war with the Arab State,
Argentina invaded the Falklands,
And Iraq invaded Kuwait!
Cortes invaded the Aztecs, America, San juan Hill,
Pizarro invaded the Incas
And the Dutch invaded Brazil!
Napoleon invaded the Austrians
Proving artilery works.
he invaded the Prussians, also the Russians.
Russia invaded the Turks!
Come on folks, let's all be friends,
Why does it come to this?
Give a chance to the olive branch
And try a hug and kiss
Let's all be one big family like
Those in-laws that you have made
And for two weeks every summer, man,
You know... They're gonna invade!!!


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