I Bring Da LULZ - Baby Got Flank | Текст песни

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• I Bring Da LULZ
• Baby Got Flank

I like big flanks and I cannot lie
You other bronies can't deny
That when a mare walks in and is struttin' that flank
Wearin' Rarity's dress like a tank
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you noticed that plot was stuffed

Turnin' heads like Owlowiscious (Hoo, hoo)
Feelin' like Spike (So delicious!)
Oh baby, I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My bronies tried to warn me
But that flank you got makes (makes me so) (whiny)

Ooh, plot-o-smooth skin
You say that you want a partay? (Par-TAY!)
Well okie, dokie,
'Cause you ain't that average lokie

I've seem the dancin'
To what DJ-PON3's blastin
She's charged, turnin' up the volts
Livin' it large, Wonderbolts
I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat plots are the thing
Take the average stallion and ask him that
(Pack that flank, Applejack! Eyup!)

So fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your waifu got da plot? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy plot!
Baby got flank!

Baby got flank!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm at Pinkie Pie's gig
I just can't ground myself, I'm bouncing all around ya
Fourth wall don't matter
Now we gonna trot home
And (whinny) double up (whinny whinny)
You got me talking in Equine,
'Cause baby your flank is oh so fine

I want 'em yellow, blue, or white
And even pink and purple
You mares got no trouble
Movin' that Art of the Bubble
So I'm lookin' at pony videos
Bronies making these ponies look pro
All 'em spoofs are incredible
Some made even from the Hub and Hasbro

A word to the Mane 6 sisters, come on and I'll bring ya
To the Galloping Gala
But don't get me wrong when I say it's (Fluttershy HNNNNG)
Gonna be a night so long
Celestia trollin' on
The Gala's been making her yawn

It's gonna be your best night ever
So, come on, stay and play,
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong,
And like Rarity, (IT IS ON)

So mares, if the plot is round
And you want a Big Mac throwdown
Dial 1-900-LLZALOT
And buck them nasty thoughts
Baby got flank!

Eyes all derpin', but she got much flank
Might be a les, but she got much flank
Trollestia be trollin, but she got much flank
She prolly used magic to get that flank

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