I can't shit because I'm a tree. - I had this dream last night I'm not even shitting you | Текст песни

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• I can't shit because I'm a tree.
• I had this dream last night I'm not even shitting you

We went on a school trip
And we stopped at one of those highway stations
There was only one bathroom
A girl from my class used it before me
She had freckles.
And then when I got to use it myself there was already the biggest piece of
shit in the toilet (I presume it’s hers)
I had to go quick so I pooped without flushing her shit
But then I lost my balance when I was sitting there and fell backward into the
toilet
I sat on both of our shits combined and it splashed everywhere
And then
twinkly midwest emo music started sounding in the bathroom as if it were an
elevator
And I sat there for all eternity not worried about anything
Cause I knew it was as pure and uncomplicated as it can get
Sitting in my own pile shit
Mixed in with a pretty girl’s pile of shit.

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