You call me up on the phone and ask me to come over and cuddle I think you must want me or else you'd be a little more subtle We go into your room Get in your bed My lap is where you decide to rest your head And just as I'm about to make my move you say
You're my straight gay friend my straight gay friend You're closer to me than the rest of those men Too sweet to try to get in my pants I appreciate you not trying to advance And I say don't mention it I'm here for you But the subtext is damn it my balls are blue I can't believe I just got LJBF'ed again Another let's just be friends!
Well I'm out at the bar and I see her standing there (Dude she is so freakin' hot) She walks up to me and runs her fingers through my hair (Aw yeah!) We drive back to her place She says take off your shirt I'm gonna change out of this tiny skirt So it doesn't get dirty, then what's that I see in your hand It's a can of paint and a roller too She said you seem like such a nice guy so here's what we'll do We'll paint my room watch Will and Grace on TV Just like when it was my brother and me
You're my straight gay friend my straight gay friend You're closer to me than the rest of those men You're cute and nonthreatening and nice to me Thanks for being that way baby I say don't worry about it that's nice of you to say But In my mind we're doing it ten different ways I can't believe I just got LJBF'ed again Another lets just be friends
What you girls don't understand Is that guys like me we've got enough friends And it fills me up with so much spite F#m D A E When you talk about the douchebag you were with last night
I'm finally doing it right with this awesome hotty She says sweet words to me and is feeling all over my body
When we wake up from that crazy night I look at you and realize my eyes were not right That beer made my brain lie she's a big old cow And when she tries to make a move right now
I say Let's just be friends let's just be friends I know it felt like that night would never end But you seem so nice don't want ruin it with sex I gotta go now but I'll give you a text I run for the hills and can't help but feel hexed And you ladies out there really got me vexed I'm gonna staple a sign to my face that says I've got no interest in being your friend (Being your friend!)