She entrances me and takes me away Paralyzes me with words and makes my life feel passé I try to escape her face her mind her scent And when I think I'm free I feel her breathe down my neck
She's a temptress a seductress who I know well She's gonna take me down and keep me in a do nothing hell She made me lose my job she made me lose my mind She gives me nothing and takes all of my time
She's on Facebook, Myspace, Smosh Pit Weekly, iJustine And I was so productive before I took an arrow in the knee She shot through my knee!
Chorus: Procrastination, you put distractions in my head You make me get about as much done as the dead But it feels so good to be a mental masturbator I'm a P R O C ugh... I'll do it later
I try to sit down and get something done But she spins my head in circles and says let's have fun I was hired for a job as a baby sitter The kid got kidnapped cause I was too busy on Twitter I shower for an hour and forget to clear the trash (Stinky) Instead of paying taxes I was shaving my ass My roommate was in trouble when she had to many capers Cause I was playing Jenga stead of buying toilet paper
Procrastination, you put distractions in my head You make me get about as much done as the dead But it feels so good to be a mental masturbator I'm a P R O C ugh...
Procrastination, you got me up against the wall You pin me down spin me around and make me wanna ball You suck my life away until it's good and gone It took me twelve years just to write this song
Procrastination, you put distractions in my head You make me get about as much done as the dead But it feels so good to be a mental masturbator I'm a P R O C ugh...
Procrastination, you put distractions in my head You make me get about as much done as the dead But it feels so good to be a mental masturbator I'm a P R O C woah...
I'll do it later! Yeah! I'll do it later! When you gonna do it? I'll... I'll do it later! Like right now? I said I'll f**king do it later! But I want it now! I'll do it...