Robbed R. Pearson's paper, Lauren spent his half Ricky loves a kicking and he wants to join the guards Barry breaks the windows of his broken home Have a guess. His tiny mind's been stonned
Lionel touches women when they're walking through the park He goes through people's gardens nicking laundry in the dark Roger left a sleeper across the District Line Yeah, his dad's a shipping clerk
Boys let's have a laugh Let's have some mischief Fill a Durex full of water Throw it on a bus Take a pigeon to the pictures Let's cause a bit of fuss A bit of mischief Let's go bloody raving mad Let's do something really bad They won't forget the day we've had Some mischief
Jack and Stan are tossing pals like monkeys in the zoo When they got caught by Gelmont Gibbs they had to wank him too Incentive didn't want two of Dave (Get it?) He failed his inter, failed his interview (Oh yeah?)"
She's got crinkly hair Underneath her underwear I know cos I've been there
(M-I-S-C-H--I-E-F) (M-I-S-C-H--I-E-F) Wow! Wow!
Don't let's hang about Let's have some mischief
Here, pour a locking fluid on a Bentley, then let down his tyres Hahahahaha Let's go and kill some kiosks, start a few more fires Could this be mischief?
Let's go completely over the top Let's do the bop that just won't stop Let's go and have another drop Of mischief
I'm sorry I done it I'm sorry I done it I'm sorry I done it I'm sorry I done it I'm sorry I done it I'm sorry I done it