There are jewels in the crown of England's glory (England's glory) And every jewel shines a thousand ways
Frankie Howerd, Noël Coward and garden gnomes Frankie Vaughan, Kenneth Horne, Sherlock Holmes Monty, Biggles and Old King Cole In the pink or on the dole Oliver Twist and Long John Silver Captain Cook and Nelly Dean Enid Blyton, Gilbert Harding Malcolm Sargeant, Graham Greene (Graham Greene)
All the jewels in the crown of England's glory (England's glory) Too numerous to mention, but a few (but a few) And every one could tell a different story (different story) And show old England's glory something new
Nice bit of kipper and Jack the Ripper and Upton Park Gracie, Cilla, Maxie Miller, Petula Clark Winkles, Woodbines, Walnut Whips Vera Lynn and Stafford Cripps Lady Chatterley, Muffin the Mule Winston Churchill, Robin Hood Beatrix Potter, Baden-Powell Beecham's powders, Yorkshire pud (Yorkshire pud)
Billy Bunter, Jane Austen Ray Ellington, George Formby Billy Fury, Little Titch Uncle Mac, Mr. Pastry and all Uncle Mac, Mr. Pastry and all
All the jewels in the crown of England's glory (England's glory) Too numerous to mention, but a few (but a few) And every one could tell a different story (different story) And show old England's glory something new
Somerset Maugham, top of the form and the Boys' Brigade (England's glory) Mortimer Wheeler, Christine Keeler and the Board of Trade (England's glory) Henry Cooper, Mighty Strangler, England's labour (England's glory) Standard Vanguard, spotted dick, England's workers (England's glory)