He's got his little Y-fronts and his got his little vest He's got his little parting in his hair He's got his little trousers and he's got his little shoes And he wants a bit of Wembley up 'you-know-where'
He's got his little jacket and he's got his little shirt He's got his little notif on his tie He's got his little raincoat and he's got his little hat And he wants a bit of Wenbley up his 'I yi yi'
Don't call Harry a human potato, don't call Harry a spud Don't call Harry a walking King Edward, Harry's made of flesh and blood
He's got his little office and he's got his little chair He's got his little cactus in it's pot He's got his little memos and he's got his little job And he wants a bit of Wembley up his 'you-know-what'
He's got his little pension and he's got his little plan He's got his little policy in hand He's got his little lap-top and he's got his little pen And wants a bit of Wembley up his Rio Grande
Don't call Harry a human potato, don't fry Harry Tonight Don't give Harry a chip on his shoulder, Harry's doing alright
Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry
He's got his little morgage and he's got his little lounge He's got his little bit of England to defend He's got his little telly and he's got his little phone And he wants a bit of Wembley up his Ponder's End
He's got his little garden and he's got his little shed He's got his little mower on the grass He's got his little garage and he's got his little car And he wants a bit of Wembley up his Khyber Pass
Don't call Harry a human Potato, don't roast him on a spike I think Harry's a real Golden Wonder, let Harry be the spud you like Don't call Harry a human potato, don't call Harry a spud Don't call Harry a walking King Edward, Harry's made of flesh and blood
Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry
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