Denmark: \"Hey ya, everyone! Get ready to get some good cheer straight from the Nordic region!\" Iceland: \"Iceland.\" Norway: \"Norway.\" Denmark: \"Denmark!\" Sweden: \"Sweden.\" Finland: \"And I’m Finland!\" Sweden: \"Hm?\" Finland: \"Ohyaaaaa!\"
Denmark: \"We finally got ourselves some time in the spotlight! Cool and stylish! That’s what we gotta be right now!\" Finland: \"You’re right about that! We’ve been looking forward to this moment for a long time! Right, Sve?\" Sweden: \"Yup. I’m a... bit embarrassed.\" Iceland: \"I had a song before this, but Puffin pretty much hijacked the song for himself. I left him at home today.\" Finland: \"Whaaaaat?\" Norway: \"Wait, so why am I teamed up with bro?\" Denmark: \"All right, let’s go!\"
Iceland: Nature is calling once again today. Iceland and Finland: We’re the ones who’re in charge of Europe’s northern side! (Denmark: We’re in charge, yeah!) Sweden: The sun may still rise in our home. Denmark and Sweden: But once in a while, the sun doesn’t set. (Norway: That’s called a midnight sun.)
Norway: Should you find that you’re in quite a bind, Iceland and Finland: Please call us anytime, Iceland: anywhere! Finland: anywhere, okay?
Everyone: When you’re all alone, we’ll be right there! (Norway: I’ll always stay with you.) Everyone: When you’re feeling pain, share it with us! (Iceland: You okay sharing with me?) Everyone: When you’re feeling blue, we’ll drown our sorrows in beer! (Denmark: Okay, bottoms up!) Denmark: See that? You’re feeling better by the second, yeah!
Norway: \"Hey. You still haven’t kept your promise about calling me big brother.\" Iceland: \"Why are you bringing that up now? You make no sense, I swear. I’m not saying it.\" Sweden: \"Nothin’ wrong with it.\" Iceland: \"Oh come on, Svi!\" Finland: \"How nice! I want to be called big brother too.\" Denmark: \"Aw man, you guys! Y’all still talkin’ about that?\" Norway: \"Big brother.\" Iceland: \"Don't know you.\" Norway: \"Big brother.\" Iceland: \"Not saying it.\" Norway: \"Big sister.\" Iceland: \"You're not making sense.\" Denmark: \"Hey! We’re gonna start any second now!\"
Denmark: The Faroe Islands, Greenland, Denmark and Finland: and the Åland Islands are one of us too, Denmark: yeah! (Sweden: Might’ nice.) Iceland: Made from glaciers abrasing with bedrock. Iceland and Sweden: are jagged yet narrow inlets! (Norway: They’re called fjords.)
Norway: Should you find yourself lost along the way, Denmark and Sweden: No matter the time, no matter the place, Denmark: call for us! Sweden: Come to my home.
Everyone: Need some help with your weekend carpenter project? (Sweden: I’ll make it for ya.) Everyone: Can’t think of a name for that pet you got? (Finland: I’ll think of one for you!) Everyone: When you just can’t seem to sell anything at all, (Denmark: then it’s my turn to help!) Iceland: Hey, (Finland: Ehe~☆) Everyone: now do you see the appeal of us five?