(Step forth and face the beast that is the mighty Tempest! Dare to go for a spin on the world's most horrifically fabulous ride! Behold the Tempest! The fastest, highest, steepest, and tallest coaster-ride ever to exist on this or any other planet!)
We fuckin' rollin' with no controllin', them bolts ain't holdin' Take you higher, rollin' on wires, till time expires Swinging corners, so kids are goners, you hangin' on-ers Duck them tunnels, they shrink like funnels..Get your forhead pummeled We upside down you, then round and round you, your evil found you Let's go faster, it's sheer disaster, while spinnin' backwards Jagged edges, no kind of ledges, with broken wedges It's the largest, fastest, steepest, deepest, tallest, all this and more, roller coaster
[Chorus:] It's something thrilling for you, so get on, get on it (come on The Tempest) You got that feelin' in you, so jump up, jump on it (Jump on it) It's something wicked for you so get on, get on it (Let's ride The Tempest) We got that ticket for you, so jump up, jump on it
Electrifyin' and now you climbin', feels like you flyin' The carts are skain', slowly elevatin, sound like they breakin' Rickety, rackety, clickety, clack, up we go, you no look back Some French guy had to look, froze up and fell out, he got so shook So fuck him, them polls keep duckin', this cart you stuck in Upward spiral, the rings of fire, still climbing higher Racket, rickety, clackity, click, now you on the tip-top tipity tip Tip of the largest, fastest, steepest, deepest, tallest, all this, and more roller coaster [Chorus] Straight down, you fallin' you fallin' straight down so fast your skin is crawlin' Straight down, you fallin' you fallin' straight down so fast your skin is crawlin' You fallin' so fast, you see your whole life flast, you balls jump up your ass in a quick dash You get whiplash, the shit fast on your bitch ass, and it don't stop till the shit crash [Chorus x2]