You better believe in karma, Baby, it's gonna sting, The wheel of life's gonna do you in, So I don't really have to do a thing, You took me outta my money, You messed up my love life and my career, You better believe in karma, Guess it's gonna start getting weird right here.
Bad karma, yeah, Baby, that's what you got. Bad karma, yeah, Whether you believe it or not, The universe is gonna getcha, You'll be scratchin' the seven year itch, You know what I think? Damn, bad karma's a bitch!
You better believe in Jesus, 'cause only he can save ya now, Throw in a saint or two why don't ya, Three hail mary's and a hari krishna, You made me drink the kool-aid, You tricked me into thinking that Jill means Jack, You are the fire spawn of the Devil, But even he won't take you back, back, back.
Bad karma, yeah, Baby, that's what you got. Bad karma, yeah, Whether you believe it or not, The universe is gonna getcha, You'll be scratchin' the seven year itch, That's just my opinion - Damn, bad karma's a bitch!
You better believe in karma, Just look at the sorry shape you're in, There doll with your name and your gloomy face, And the department up doin' a rush on your case. You better believe in voodoo, babe, I got a long list of your sins, There's a word you may have heard of Called payback and I'm runnin' out of pins.
Bad karma, yeah, Baby, that's what you got. Bad karma, yeah, Whether you believe it or not, The universe is gonna getcha, You'll be scratchin' the seven year itch, You know what I think? Damn, bad karma's a bitch!