GALINDA: (spoken) Dearest darlingest Momsie and Popsicle:
ELPHABA: (spoken) My dear Father:
BOTH: There's been some confusion Over rooming here at Shiz:
ELPHABA: But of course, I'll care for Nessa:
GALINDA: But of course, I'll rise above it:
BOTH: For I know that's how you'd want me to respond (Spoken:) Yes There's been some confusion For you see, my roommate is:
GALINDA: Unusually and exceedingly peculiar And altogether quite impossible to describe:
ELPHABA: Blonde.
GALINDA: What is this feeling, So sudden and new?
ELPHABA: I felt the moment I laid eyes on you;
GALINDA: My pulse is rushing;
ELPHABA: My head is reeling;
GALINDA: My face is flushing;
BOTH: What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame, Does it have a name? Yes! Loathing Unadulterated loathing
GALINDA: For your face;
ELPHABA: Your voice;
GALINDA: Your clothing;
BOTH: Let's just say - I loathe it all Ev'ry little trait, however small Makes my very flesh begin to crawl With simple utter loathing There's a strange exhilaration In such total detestation It's so pure, so strong! Though I do admit it came on fast Still I do believe that it can last And I will be loathing Loathing you My whole life long!
STUDENTS: Dear Galinda, you are just too good How do you stand it? I don't think I could! She's a terror! She's a Tartar! We don't mean to show a bias, But Galinda, you're a martyr!
GALINDA: Well; these things are sent to try us!
STUDENTS: Poor Galinda, forced to reside With someone so disgusticified We just want to tell you: We're all on your side! We share your;
BOTH: What is this feeling So sudden and new? I felt the moment I laid eyes on you My pulse is rushing My head is reeling Oh, what is this feeling? Does it have a name? Yes Ahhh
STUDENTS (BACKGROUND): Loathing Unadulterated loathing For her face, her voice, her clothing let's just say - we loathe it all ev'ry little trait however small makes our very flesh being to crawl AHHH!
ALL: Loathing!
STUDENTS: loathing
BOTH: There's a strange exhilaration
STUDENTS: loathing
BOTH: In such total detestation
STUDENTS: loathing
BOTH: It's so pure, so strong
STUDENTS: So strong!
BOTH: Though I do admit it came on fast Still I do believe that it can last And I will be...
STUDENS (BACKGROUND): loathing...
BOTH: loathing For forever...
STUDENTS (BACKGROUND): loathing...
BOTH: loathing, Truly deeply loathing you loathing you My whole Life long!