iDubbbz - Hey Now, You're A Keemstar (feat. Unkl Dan the Sentry Man) | Текст песни

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• Hey Now, You're A Keemstar (feat. Unkl Dan the Sentry Man)

Somebody once told me
That I could make some money
By bullying some people online

So I grew a gnome goatee
And put on a stupid beanie
And started making up some dank lies

So

I'm making death threats
And I'm callin' people \"nigger\"
Countin' that cash
Oh my channel's growing bigger

Never you mind that I was already banned
For my racist, homophobic hate speech rants
Found a loophole, now it's my goal
To poison the online punch bowl

Ya never know who i might doxx
So ya'll can suck on my cocks

Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your hat on - MLG
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your sociopathy

And all we care about is neeeeeews
(Personal attacks and harassment is totally neeeeeews)

\"Like, I litterally wanna kill this dude. It's not a threat it's a promise, I want to fucking kill this dude\"
\"Oh, fuckin righteous fuckin NIGGER, Alex is doin' this shit!\"
\"HMMM, can't wait to report your death, HU-HUHH, like seriously? What's wrong with you? Asshole...\"
\"Everybody type in the chat, 'Alex is a stupid nigger.'\"

\"I only do this show for money... that's it, alright...\"
\"I don't do it to entertain people... that's just a fuckin' scam...\"
\"I really hope you die of cancer. I hate every single one of you.\"
\"FUCK the fans.\"

Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Do a trick-shot - MLG
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Eat your popcorn - goatee

And all I report is the neeeeews
(If you can call this news)

Somebody once asked
Could you spare me from harassment?
Your content is a fuckin' disgrace

I said yep - and to save my rep
I'm gonna bully you until you're dead
I'll punch you harder than my girlfriend's
Faaaaaaaaace

Well

The hate keeps comin' for the show I'm runnin'
Even if I get banned, I'll just keep on comin'
Doesn't make sense to give up this shtick
I make mad money from bein' a dick

My revenue stream - It is my dream
To take online gossip to the extreme
I'm a sociopath don'tcha know
I'll do anything for a little dough!

Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your Keem on - Keemstar
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
You're an asshole - Keemstar

AhhhhhhhhiaahahaiiaoommhmmmEerorrrrrooro­ooeahahahhhkeeeemmmsttarrrrr Keemstar is a gnoooommoommeeee