Look at me, standing at a party Holding a beer, I know that you wish you were here. I took this selfie and its just for you. Ok I lied I sent it to your girlfriend too I'm expecting at least a couple nudes. I'm working out, I bet you're impressed You only got ten seconds or less To enjoy this picture I took of my cat And this picture I took with my brand new hat.
CHORUS: But honestly, It's getting old And its time that you've been told.
No one really cares about your stupid photo.
I don't care about your snapchats I don't even know why I use this app I didn't care when it was instagram-ed Now I really don't even give a damn.
Verse 2: I'm sick and tired of your selfies on the toilet And I'm never ever in the mood for your pictures of food. Oh you eat fast food? I'm so interested You can draw, but your penmanship sucks Damn what a gangster is that 17 bucks, Do you think that you're the first one to show All your shots lined up in a row.
BRIDGE: Maybe I'll send you something scandalous Knowing that it's bound to disappear If you promise not to share and keep it secret I'll send you a sexy picture of my rear.
Wait, what I didn't know you could screen shot? Why didn't anybody tell me? I think my life is over, I've become the laughing stock Ex-cuse me while I run away and hide behind a rock.
Final Chorus: Would you please delete my snapchats? You can keep the ones I sent of my cat. I really hate you snapchat I think its time that I delete this stupid app.