Debbie: I have heard, among this clan, you are called the forgotten man. Iggy: is that what they're saying? well, did you evah! Both: what a swell party this is!
Iggy: and have you heard the story of a boy, a girl, unrequited love? Debbie: sounds like pure soap opera. I may cry. Iggy: aw... Both: what a swell party this is!
Iggy: what frails! Debbie: what cocks! Iggy: what broads! Debbie: what jocks... Iggy: what furs! they're beautiful! Debbie: why, I've never seen such... Both: yuppity! Debbie: neither did I. Iggy: it's all just too... Both: swellegant!
Debbie: this french champagne... Iggy: (domestic!) Debbie: so good for the brain. Iggy: that's what I was gonna say! Debbie: well, you know you're a brilliant fellow. Iggy: thank you, I am! Debbie: hehe, drink up Jim.
Iggy: so... have you ever been out to L.A. lately? Debbie: well no, not recently. Iggy: well, I went there and had a rent-a-car and all... Debbie: oh, really? Iggy: yeah and I got invited to Pia's house... Pia Zadora's house... Debbie: really? oh. Iggy: yeah. Debbie: was it nice? Iggy: well, I didn't... I didn't go! Debbie: oh! hehe. Iggy: it woulda been swell though! Debbie: shoulda gone! Iggy: it woulda been elegant! Debbie: elegant. Oh wait, look... look who's coming in now... can you believe it? Iggy: ...I hear they dismantled pickfair. Debbie: they did. Iggy: it wasn't elegant enough. hehe! Debbie: yeah. probably full of termites. Iggy: yeah.
Both: it's great! It's grand! Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wonderland! La la la la la la la la la la la la la. We sing so rare, like old camembert.
Iggy: have you heard that Diane Star - she got bit in the Asster bar. Debbie: sauced again! well, did you evah... Both: what a swell party this is!
Have you heard? It's in the stars. Next July we collide with Mars. Well did you evah!
What a swell party. What a swell party. What a swellegant elegant, (sm) party... Debbie: smarty? Iggy: party... yeah! Debbie: a smarty party? Iggy: I am! a smarty! Im pretty smart! Debbie: you are a smarty for coming to this party. Iggy: yeah, that's right! Debbie: well piss off. Iggy: hehehe, that's good! I like that.