I was riding on a concrete slab Down a river of a useless land It was such a beautiful day I heard a witchdoctor say Ill turn you into a toadstool
Im looking for the joke with a microscope
A muscle twitch, an auto it swerves You want to speak you lose your nerve Infinity throws you a curve Dumps you in shit you dont deserve
As life roars by you in a blur Leaves you murmuring a dirty word
A page out of a comic book A chicken hanging on a hook A reverie, a babbling brook A sermonette, a TV. cook
Shaking my hand at your fake head A suicide, a certain look
A microphone, a blues guitar Heaps of feeling near and far Stupidity a mental scar Cruel cruelty, oh cruelty Harboring no inspiration An alcoholic at the bar Every insult goes to far
I was pissing on the desert sands, When the desert whispered to me, It said, Isnt this a shame? Things will never be the same... Ive learned this gets me so edgy
Now Im looking for the joke with a microscope
I was a teenaged dinosaur Stoned and obsolete I didnt get fucked and I didnt get kissed I got so fucking pissed
Using my head for an ashtray
Now I tell you who I am Im a repo man And Im looking for the joke Yeah Im looking for the joke Im looking for the joke Looking for the joke Looking for the joke Looking for the joke with a microscope I been looking for the repo repo repo repo man Looking for the repo repo repo repo man Looking for the repo man Looking for the repo man Looking for the repo man Looking for the repo man...