See the guy with the fakey smile, Talkin' to my girl in a friendly style. He thinks he's quite the flirt, She'd suck a rats' dick before she'd fuck him His brain is full of dirt, That's why the guy's a jerk, His balls are gonna burst, Thats why the guy's a jerk
Oh man you're killin' me ! Hey man your killin me !
He hangs out by the ladies room, His pick up line is like the voice of doom. "Hey baby do ya wanna go out with me, and by the way I make a lotta money." His method just don't work, That's why the guy's a jerk. By the office Johnny lurks, That's why the guy's a jerk