I'm sittin' like a stone on a solitary evening Without my girl life has no meaning She didn't say why and she didn't say what for She just said "I've been thinking it over" And whatever, Whatever Whatever She doesn't want to play And her voice just fades away Whatever
The solution to love I haven't found yet Does God have curlers and a hairnet? Everything I say turns out to be a no-no The feelings I had were the only promo Whatever Whatever Whatever She doesn't want to play And her voice just fades away Whatever
Now I'm just one of the Joes on the corner I guess I ought to stay home and watch the porno I wanna get close but no one will let me I wish someone would reach out and get me Whatever Whatever Whatever She doesn't want to play And her voice just fades She doesn't want to play And her face just fades She doesn't want to play And her touch just fades away