[Robotnik] I appear today I-I-I appear-appear today To-make-an historic announcement Historic-historic announcement I have decided to announce I have decided to announce my retirement Retirement Retirement-irement-irement
[Sonic] What?
[Robotnik] Yes-yes-yes-well-yes In honour of my retirement
[Chorus: Robotnik] I-I offer you something to eat Som-Som-Something to eat I offer you tea And something to eat
Come in, come in, what a pleasant surprise Come in, my little friend Come in, come in, I offer you tea How thoughtful of me to offer you tea-tea-tea-tea
Yes Yes-yes That hedgehog! Hedgehog? Sonic The Hedgehog-og-guh-guh Hedgehog? Hedgehog? Sonic The Hedgehog-guh-guh-guh You s-s-s-sonic I think I love You sonic
[Sonic] Yeah?
[Robotnik] Yes-yes-yes-well-yes In honour of my love
[Chorus]
Fumfah Fumfah Fuh-fuh-fumfah fumfah
WHAT ABOUT MY lapsang souchong tea? WHAT ABOUT ALL MY [tails] fishcakes?
[Scratch] Ah-hah-hah The Hedgehog seems to be enjoying them The Hedgehog seems to be enjoying them
[Robotnik] Ah! I'm going to personally see to so it that Sonic has fun like the big cupcake Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Yes-yes-yes-well-yes In honour of my cupcake HEDGEHOG
[Chorus]
Can I offer you something to eat? Can I offer you twelve thousand fe-eet? Can I offer you love? Can I offer you emotion? Can I offer you tea? Can I offer you this watch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch?
Can I offer you an all expenses payed adventure holidee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee for the hedgehog TO HAVE FUN For the hedgehog TO HAVE FUH-FUN For the hedgehog TO HAVE FUH-FUH-FUH-FUN I'm going to arrange ONE
[Sonic] No thank-
[Robotnik] Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh It's not PERILOUS The old Robotnik would have made it PERILOUS But now Robotnik would not make it PERILOUS
[Sonic] I don't think so
[Robotnik] WHY!?
Yes-yes-yes-well-yes In honour of your FUH-FUH-FUN
[Chorus]
Yes-yes-yes-well-yes In honour of my cupcake HEDGEHOG