IIsuperwomanII - Jingle bells | Текст песни

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• Jingle bells

Jingle bells, mommy yells
Families on their way
Braid my hair, pretend to care
Or rishthay run away! HEY!
HIT IT!

Jingle bells, mommy yells
Families on their way
Braid my hair, pretend to care
Or rishthay run away! HEY!
Doorbell rings, they all come in
Let's all eat a snack!
Got somasai and some dosai
that's why auntie's got that back!

Yes I am Indian, I still like Christmas
Gifts from a white, dude I just can't miss this!
Good for a year, just writing up the wish list
Making sabji and washing dirty dishes!
Colourful lights, brown fam got those
Still up from diwali, 2 for 1 combo!
My tree's looking hot, got a star on the top
They got so much gold, they should be in debdas!
All around the world in just one night,
From Toronto to Punjab in just one flight.
Yikes! Santa's thirsty so I wrap a lota,
Punjabi crunch cookies with a little dood soda.
I hear a click, click, quick to the roof top,
Put on my shoe sha, better yet my boot bat
Santa are you here? No it's just reindeer
Gamshuda, hey look a jus reindeer!

Jingle bells, thurka smells
Auntie's bugging me
I gained some weight, for goodness sake
Just who will marry me? HEY!
Jingle bells, you know what else?
Auntie here's the thing...
You should stress, your kid's a mess
So forget that wedding ring!

Wake up in the morning, it's Christmas day!
Pancakes? No way, it's fresh parotai!
Just chillin' with the fam, and drinking that cha!
4 spoon sugar, I sip it and say "haaaa!"
Put my hand in my stocking, pull out a kit kat
But it's open cuz Divi got the other half!
SO WHAT?
But I got gifts to unwrap, mommy yells,
"Nah kar, we can reuse that!"
Some kids ask santa for a new TV,
Or that adidas, that nike and that gucci.
But I don't want clothes from any of those stores,
I asked for baby powder and a new carrom board!
I open up my gifts and I see 3 pictures,
Mom looks at me as I look at 3 misters
WHAT?
3 new rishthay for me?
I wanted 3 idiots but on DVD!

Jingle bells, daddy yells
Let's all grab a plate
The night aint done, it's just begun
Cuz hald of the guests are late. HEY!
The doorbell rings, they all come in
Let's all drink some cha!
But cha chi's got a glassie,
And the aunties all say "HAAAA!"