Jingle bells, mommy yells Families on their way Braid my hair, pretend to care Or rishthay run away! HEY! HIT IT!
Jingle bells, mommy yells Families on their way Braid my hair, pretend to care Or rishthay run away! HEY! Doorbell rings, they all come in Let's all eat a snack! Got somasai and some dosai that's why auntie's got that back!
Yes I am Indian, I still like Christmas Gifts from a white, dude I just can't miss this! Good for a year, just writing up the wish list Making sabji and washing dirty dishes! Colourful lights, brown fam got those Still up from diwali, 2 for 1 combo! My tree's looking hot, got a star on the top They got so much gold, they should be in debdas! All around the world in just one night, From Toronto to Punjab in just one flight. Yikes! Santa's thirsty so I wrap a lota, Punjabi crunch cookies with a little dood soda. I hear a click, click, quick to the roof top, Put on my shoe sha, better yet my boot bat Santa are you here? No it's just reindeer Gamshuda, hey look a jus reindeer!
Jingle bells, thurka smells Auntie's bugging me I gained some weight, for goodness sake Just who will marry me? HEY! Jingle bells, you know what else? Auntie here's the thing... You should stress, your kid's a mess So forget that wedding ring!
Wake up in the morning, it's Christmas day! Pancakes? No way, it's fresh parotai! Just chillin' with the fam, and drinking that cha! 4 spoon sugar, I sip it and say "haaaa!" Put my hand in my stocking, pull out a kit kat But it's open cuz Divi got the other half! SO WHAT? But I got gifts to unwrap, mommy yells, "Nah kar, we can reuse that!" Some kids ask santa for a new TV, Or that adidas, that nike and that gucci. But I don't want clothes from any of those stores, I asked for baby powder and a new carrom board! I open up my gifts and I see 3 pictures, Mom looks at me as I look at 3 misters WHAT? 3 new rishthay for me? I wanted 3 idiots but on DVD!
Jingle bells, daddy yells Let's all grab a plate The night aint done, it's just begun Cuz hald of the guests are late. HEY! The doorbell rings, they all come in Let's all drink some cha! But cha chi's got a glassie, And the aunties all say "HAAAA!"