And it's not smart to be dumb It's not smart to be dumb, dumb di-dum-dum-dumb Back where I come from It's not concidered smart to be dumb...
"Okay little empanada, time for bed..." - Uncle Philipe? "What, what is it now?" - I heard that you and my dad used to be in a gang, is that true? "Who told you that man? Your mother? It wasn't a gang aight, we we're just a group of friends" - Did you do bad things? "No no no, look we just used to draw and stuff, and play karate, borrow things and throw stuff, you know run around at night, like goonies" - What's a goonie? "You never heard of the goonies before?" - Goonies? "WHAT!?"
"I could have chose another life with the feds tryna get me / Little kids puttin' work in like the gap in Disney / In a whip, high as shit like Barbie and Whitney / Grab your hand and push the motherfucking peddle to sixty / Harlem cops frisk me to get me to make their codas / But I told ya, siempre hay que separa las drogas (GR) / Bar brawl in the club, poppin' and rocking at you / Shot it out, leavin' bullet holes the size of Matzah Balls (GR) / I love big chicks, never fucked with a slim broad / Made soccer and hammered nails into the shin God (ingen idé om den sætning?!) / Gambled at cee-lo with dominicans, locked in the toons / We was there for robbin' niggas for them spanish to bloom / Remember Goonies era graffity of all sorts / Now they wanna foreclose on the hood to build golf course (GR) / I put your hand in the blender to make an antrey (GR) / Then cut your dick off and glue it back on the wrong way (GR)"
All my revolutionary soldiers better ride My word is mathematics bitch, numbers never lie So even if they tell you I'm dead, nigga I'm still alive Because - MOTHERFUCKER - Goonies never die Witness protection program, rappers better hide I serve revenge out the freezer, niggas never slide So if they tell you I'm gone and you safe, niggas lie Because - MOTHERFUCKER - Goonies never die
"I'm a certified goonie, the type that burglarize your crip / And leave it smellin' like sour and afghan gooey - true dat / Life is a movie but yours was filmed on a greener screen / I give you pure uncut raw, no deleted scenes / War with a broad sword, dumpin' the tech nines / Slit your throat, give you a columbian neck tie / You're best by to get, we let die / Let fly the next guy that try some shit / Listen, a few words just to describe my clique / We like a gang of spartans walkin' on the Gaza strip (watch your lip) / Never say die (GR), time to fight it we never run / My goonies bomb niggas with joovie, we call it treasure hunt (get em) / Let 'em front like he a tough guy / I hit 'em, Sloth turn 'em to One Eyed Willy (2x GR) / Water we grave, hide your chips (GR) / I hijack your boatload and cruise away on my pirate ship (GR), nigga"
All my revolutionary soldiers better ride My word is mathematics bitch, numbers never lie So even if they tell you I'm dead, nigga I'm still alive Because - MOTHERFUCKER - Goonies never die Witness protection program, rappers better hide I serve revenge out the freezer, niggas never slide So if they tell you I'm gone and you safe, niggas lie Because - MOTHERFUCKER - Goonies never die
"Before Duncan Pentahuges was runnin' with Dough E dough / My team got away with murder, we ain't fit the bloody glove / Those jungle breeze and we've come to feed our hungry cubs / With hoes pullin' at our pipes, like goonies under country clubs (GR) / Let these funny thugs know who ever steps in public spots / Is gettin' crushed with solid rocks like they Chester Copperpot (GR) / I suggest the drama stops, I flud blacks with mustard gas / You're up s