we stumble from pub to club singing songs for beer and love if you come to see us play we'd like to see you wearing not much clothing why waste time giving out agro we prefer to prop like akro at the bar with out mates try to be good but we talk bad taste girl see boy boy see girl to swap tall tales then off to the loos we don't care neither do they we ricochet through this place all day I'm destroyed but I still sing I talk while I'm sleep walking are you mad? yes I am that means no good my good man applause dear geer or prick tease some hate us some say bees knees if we were listening we might cry or shy but we just say good night we stumble from pub to club singing songs for beer and love if you come to see us play we'd like to see you wearing not much clothing nine beers ten guys no need for tears mate have some of mine pull down those blinds lock up that door we could go home but we still want more more what? more beer more girls oh dear minds long gone but the body's still here lovely leggy blonde hurray see us then turns head away I'm not bothered I'm not fazed if she doesn't like us then she must be gay man chewing cauliflower thinks he's hard makes me laugh because he don't know the half while he swings his weight way to far his girl friend gets head in his car we're on our way we like low pay fillies at the bar we like untamed is leisure unpopular maybe somewhere but it better not be in this pub right here we stumble from pub to club singing songs for beer and love if you come to see us play we'd like to see you wearing not much clothing nine beers ten guys no need for tears mate have some of mine back to the pub first past the pump we'd like to see you wearing not much clothing