I am drivin' a Stealth 117a, Invisible, The honor of NATO, And I am droping bombs Over Serbs.
Heh, but one night I was spotted, Surprisingly, By a radar, Or something else, Fuck - I don't know.
I just know that somebody fooled me badly, Like, their AAA is not working. But something cracked down under And broke my clutch, The invisible one, The one of the Stealth.
Buhahha - what happened to me I cried. I was falling down Down to the fields Crowded with peasants With rakes (vilama)
Phuh! The squad of farmers will beat a shit out of me When they catch me Somewhere in that area Because of that world policeman, That, that Clinton!
But, fortunately I was evacuated With 32 copters.
Kahm, Pheh ... Now, Serbs are down there looking at my Bomber, The invisible one, What can we do, The crashed one, The broken one, The deceased one.
If only I knew about that, that their AAA still works, Nobody on Earth would make me fight for some Kosovo, because I'm not even sure where is that.
No, guys, I am really not sure, And I don't know where is that. I was looking at some maps but I only know that it is far away. And let the one who has sent me go there now, I wouldn't stay down there any more. I'd rather come back to my Colorado.