Ring around the rosie Pocket full of posies Ashes, ashes we all fall down
A ring, a ring, a ring around my rosie My little pocket is so fit and so damn cozy Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosie All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posies
Some blokes say that one hole Is more than enough Then why did God give me two Not including my muff?
If you've got a pretty face And a pretty fanny too You will find the most prestigious blokes Are lining up to meet you
One, two, three, four It's just like coming in the back door Five, six, seven, eight Ah, feels great
A ring, a ring, around my dirty posie My rear pocket is so fit and so damn cozy Ring, ring, a ring around my posie All the boys in town say I've the tightest of posies
A lot of folks have said that this act is just for men To them I say strap one on and let us ladies in What's the point of life if the gays have all the fun? Just as with my front part, I will make you cum
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve Feel so good must be bad for my health Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen Ah, I'm so keen
A ring, a ring, a ring around my rosie My little pocket is so fit and so damn cozy Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosie All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posies
Ring Ring around my rosie Ring Ring around my rosie
Ring around the rosie Pocket full of posies Ashes, ashes we all fall down Ring around the rosie Pocket full of posies Ashes, ashes we all fall down
A ring around my rosie My pocket's so damn cozy And my posie, my posie I'm talking about my asshole