You want funky? We got funky! Who's got funky? We got funky! You said funky Violent & funky! Violent & funky (4x) Sticks and stones may break some bones but a .357 gonna blow your damn head off You take the pen and I'll take the sword, you can write some shit till I cut your fuckin' head off Chorus: You want funky? We got funky! What kind of funky? Violent funky! Violent & funky (4x) Do unto others as you would do unto yourself [From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/i/infectious-grooves-lyrics/violent-&-funky-lyrics.html] 'course for me thats damn easy 'cause I hate myself A penny saved is a penny earned, but a stolen case of beer gets you a hell of a lot drunker Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy wealthy and boring It ain't over till the fat lady sings and the big bitch is choking on a chunk of salami Chorus You know it's snapped lika Mutha, you know we're snappin' lika Mutha Chorus You know we're snappin' lika Mutha