"Ladies and gentlemen, you've all come a long way to be here tonight and we say welcome... Welcome to the Dark Carnival's super extraordinarily special presentation! You have been personally selected to witness this once in a lifetime, breathtaking, bomb-assing event... Live and in person, right here, right now, without further adieu, please welcome the dynamic and explosive Dark Carnival superstar attraction himself... This...is BANG! POW! BOOM!!!"
(Chorus) With a BANG! Say goodbye to everything Your complete annihilation is the reason he came And a POW! He's wiping everything out, turn your whole fuckin world into a mushroom cloud And a BOOM! Is your inevitable doom, nobody escapes and everybody's consumed
Welcome to the Dark Carnival Super Show, you're our specially invited guests and I'll tell you what for Cause you're the evilest pedophiles, rapists and abusers All together we've got 50,000 of you losers You're about to witness an incredible sight No one's ever lived to tell about it and don't think you might It's about to rain flames, frames, and brains to be blown into pieces is the reason you came Racist bigots, wife beaters, judges and cowards all crowded together expecting a show and some dollars But instead the shit you're gonna see you're fearing in Hell It's a constant explosion, see and feel it you shall
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In the deserts of Nevada where nothin else matters It's the perfect place for you and your intestines to splatter And while BANG! POW! BOOM! steady stomps you all out You in the hail for the nuclear fallout With the snakes and fakes, creepy sneaks, hoods and crooks, horny freaks Shady ladies evil Arnies Richy Riches and Charlie Cheaps BANG! POW! BOOM! they say the show is the bomb I heard it's straight up explosives, some even call it napalm Nobody battles back, this ain't no kinda war It's a one-way execution, blow you strait to hell through the floor What you think you here for? Sound the alarm, ladies and gentleman eat shit and die, let's bring em on
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The Earth is sick of demented brains and thoughts, but here they are all together, every one of them caught This is a celebration, in fact the Carnival's cheering It's not too often BANG! POW! BOOM! makes an appearance and the winds in the sky will carry away with the ash But for now let's enjoy, the big bad splash!