So you really must think you're something scary With all that talking in my skull shit, walking through my wall shit
I slither through the darkness, pumpkin-hump the heartless Stepping my foot right on the face of death's carcass I'm shanking up terrors, punch 'em through the mirrors Snatch a fucking spirit trying to dash up the stairs Witching hat romancer, headless boogie dancer Haunting evil spirits out and knowing every answer Not afraid of evil, slap it like mosquitoes Blowing right up out the dark like a torpedo Not afraid of any mummies or zombie fucking dummies Or any fucking Frankensteins trying to run up on me Vampire in my window, I recognized him though He turned into a bat, I swat his ass and stomped him on the floor I'm fucking from the other side, you fuckers run and hide I don't care you all up on me, yo and you's the one that die, bitch Don't come haunting me, taunting from my tree 'Cause I'mma clown that ass and show you how horrid you can be
Evil is afraid
So you really must think you're something scary With all that talking in my skull shit, walking through my wall shit
I caught a ghost in a jar, it's still in my car You should've seen my homies faces when I showed them at the bar I'm crawling through my walls, the same place it does But the light's pitch black, c'mon bring it bitch! Whut?! I stare it in its soul, melt it in a bowl Feed it to my seven cats and neighbors pitbulls If it chokes me when I sleep thinking it's unique It's gonna see some real terror from this horrifying freak One was in my blender, I lost a couple fingers In the end it wasn't really there, that's all I can remember Yes I live alone, begging "Bring it on" If you fucking think you scaring me, then we'll get it on
Evil is afraid
I'm not afraid of your bloody body I don't care that you headless buddy Fuck a ghost Devil death everybody Crawling out your grave, they're still muddy