Insane Clown Posse - The Shaggy Show (Feat. Snoop Dogg & Gangster Fun) | Текст песни

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[Announcer:]
From Southwest Detroit, deep within some island`s industrial
waste depositories, it`s Shaggyyyyyyyyyy Tiiiiime!

[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Hey! How ya doin down there? I`ve got mice here!
Alright! What up y`all? Welcome to the show
I`m Shaggy, like you don`t fuckin know
This is my sidekick, Fat Pat
He goes "Ha ha ha ha", and all a that (That`s right!)
Anyhow, on my way here I almost died
This bitch in front of me was like a hundred and five
They worry about drunks, and late night truckers
Old ass bitches try to kill mutherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha)
This lady`s got her left blinker on for an hour or more
Then she makes a right into my side door
This comedy shit`s gettin old
The game is to be sold, not to be told
Oh yeah, you can feel the excitment right?
SNOOP DOGG is with us tonight
That`s what I`m sayin
On the Shaggy Show, shit we ain`t playin
And that ain`t it, also on the show
Another motherfucker that well, some of you know
You see him with me a lot, he`s like a brother
Violent J`s in this motherfucker
(I like that kid Violent J)
Hey Moe! (What`s up?)
How ya doin today? (Just great Shags!)
That`s great, now let`s give a hand
To Mickey Clark and the Gangsta Fun Band!
We`ll be right back with Violent J

[Announcer:] (Playa hata:)
Do your homies have money? Are you broke? (Yeah.)
Do bitches look at you like some kind of joke?
(Straight up!)
There`s nothing you can do but get your PHD.
(Playa hata`s degree?) That`s right!
(Aw hell yeah!)
Player Haters Academy, located on Wellfarm, in Detroit
Offers the finest in player hation tactics.
(Yeah that`s right!) Such as the bitch hater:
(Hey man, fuck that fine ass bitch!)
Or the look shooker:
(Yo bitch I might be ugly, at least I ain`t got no money!)
Or the never ending shooting star:
(Just cuz he got a car he wanna be drivin that bitch!)
Get your PHD and join a nation of player hation!
(Word up!)

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Ok, my first guest, he`s nutty as hell
He just served a half a year in the county jail
Now he`s back, for now at least
Hey Violent J`s in this bitch ass piece!

[Violent J]
What up y`all? (What up?) What`s happenin?
It`s been six months and my dick ain`t havin it
If I don`t hurry up and get me some ass
I might bust this nut on your tv glass!
Anyway, been workin on my brand new shit
A brand new group with my homies Twisted
It`s called Dark Lotus, shit I play somethin for y`all???
Hell naw

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Now I been hearin a little of this and that
About you havin some kind of a panic attack
Tell us, uh, is it true?
And when you have one, what the fuck do you do?

[Violent J]
Well, I`ll be sittin there enjoyin a coffee
And then all of a sudden, I`m like GET OFF ME!
Then I start chokin off pedestrians
Until they give me my shot of calliphilestrian
But that`s all over now, it`s old hat
I`m a perfectly normal necrophiliac
Just don`t test me or pull strings, forget it
I might grab your neck and do bad things with it!

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Well on that note, thank you J (Sure)
For real, what`s up with poppin one of those Soloquium pills?
Take your ass backstage and relax (I`m straight)
Snoop Dogg is comin up next!
Stay right here, we`ll be right back!

[Weird guy:]
I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so God damn hot
that you can cook a hog`s ass in a spoonful.
When a workin man such as myself wants a little hot fixin, I reach for
that bottle of momma`s God Damn Hot Chili.
Smooth tender chunks with chili beans filled with momma`s hot bastard
bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce,
drippin with noodle nuggets and Teaxs tough onions.
Mmmm mmmm that`s hot, God Damn Hot.
Ask for it by name.

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Thanks fellas! A

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