[Violent J] What is a juggalo? Let me think for a second Well, Oh, he gets butt-naked And then he walks through the streets Winking at freaks With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks
[Shaggy 2 Dope] What is a juggalo? He just don't care He might try to put a weave In his nut hair Cuz he could give a fuck less What a bitch thinks He tell her that her butt stinks And all that
[Violent J] What is a juggalo? He drinks like a fish And then he starts huggin people Like a drunk bitch Next thing, he's pickin fights With his best friends Then he starts with the huggin again Fuck!
[Shaggy 2 Dope] What is a juggalo? A fucking lunatic Somebody with a rope tied To his dick Then he jumps out a ten-story window Oh!
(Chorus) What is a juggalo? A juggalo Ask what it is Well, fuck, if I know What is a juggalo? I don't know But I'm down with the clown And I'm down for life, yo (x2)
I'm the juggaluggalocoroni Get the fuck up Get the fuck the out of here
[Violent J] What is a juggalo? A dead body Well, he ain't really dead But he ain't like Anybody that you've ever met before He'll eat Monopoly and shit out Connect Four
[Shaggy 2 Dope] What is a jug--What the fuck? Connect...?Man that shit is whack
[Violent J] Don't worry about my shit Just rap motherfucker
[Shaggy 2 Dope] What is a juggalo? He ain't a bitchboy He'll walk through the hills And beat down a rich boy Walks right in the house When you're having supper And dip his nuts in your soup (oup)!
[Violent J] What is a juggalo? Well, he ain't a phoney He'll walk up and bust a nut In your macaroni And watch you sit there And finish up the last bit Cause your a stupid ass dumb fuckin idiot
[Shaggy 2 Dope] What is a juggalo? He's a graduate He graduated from....well At least, he got a job He's not a dumb puts He works for himself scratching his nuts (ha)
[Violent J] What is a juggalo? A Hulkamaniac He powerbombs mutha-fucka's into thumbtacks People like him till They find out he's unstable He Sabu'd your mom through a coffee table
(Chorus)
I'm the juggaluggalocoroni Get the fuck up Get the fuck out of here I'm the juggaluggalocoroni (I figures you would understand)