Welcome everyone Nate it's good to see you back People we have a new member today I'd like you to meet him He's gonna stand up and tell us What's going on with him and What he wants to change about himself If you will
Ummm hello everybody My name is Violent J And I'm an axe murderer
(Hi Violent J) Ok now remember we all have similar problems And that's why we're all here To help each other work them out Well I just hope you guys don't think I'm crazy but uh
(Tell us, tell us, tell us, tell us) Ok I will tell you if you don't tell no one else Think I have a problem and I probably could use help You know the midnight killer that's been all over TV I'm not totally sure but I think it could be me Something happens to me when I'm sleeping in the night Wake up in my backyard with a shovel and a knife Filling up a hole again I've dug up 32 I know all my dreams of murder probably all are true
[Hook] I choke 'em (choke 'em) Kill 'em (kill 'em) Stab 'em (stab 'em) Right
Choke 'em (choke 'em) Kill 'em (kill 'em) And sleep right through the night
Choke 'em (choke 'em) Kill 'em (kill 'em) And sleep right through the night
I walk around my neighborhood in my slippers and my sweats Snoring loud and mumbling steady squeezin necks Never have to worry about traffic or the cops All I have to do is stay away from doughnut shops I remember napping time in kindegarten class Wasn't quite a killer yet, I'd only beat some ass Never very popular most kids would point and stare That's why I bring the NyQuil and drink that shit right there
[Hook]
I think, well I hope it's like All bigots and richies that I'm killing but Probably an occasional innocent bystander every now and then That's ok we all make mistakes But are you absoutely sure that It's even you doing these killings?
The more I think about it all I see that it could be Everytime I meet a girl and bring her home with me Wake up in the morning there's no sign of my sweetheart Yet I see another hole is dug up in my yard Denny's all night murders, and the Kinko's killing spree Missing Sunday paper boys I can't believe it's me I'm the only one from summer camp that made it home Could this really be what's goin on? Let me sleep on it
[Hook 2x]
Ride around on possum back and eat with the racoons Chirpin with the crickets naked underneath the moon Every morning I wake up and check if I've been gone Muddy boots, and Steak 'n Shake food wrappers on my lawn I cannot imagine just to think what I have done Sat there eating chili fries and slaughtered everyone Tried to see a hypnotist to get inside my head But woke up and found that bitch dead because