Who’s the girl next door living in the haunted mansion? You better learn my name ‘cause it’s Ashley She knows the darkest spells and brews the meanest potions You might be the ingredient I seek
Don’t let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor You better be afraid of the great Ashley She doesn’t play with dolls and she never combs her hair Who has time for girly things like that?
** Eye of newt; I cast a hex on you Grandma’s wig; this’ll make you big Kitten spit; soon your pants won’t fit Pantalones Giganticus! (Oh no, not again!)
She can rule the world and still finish all her homework Everyone knows I’m the greatest Ashley! You better watch your step or she’ll cast a spell on you I turned my teacher into a spoon
I'm a slave to my spells And yes it’s true, well I don’t have as many friends as you But I think you’re nice and maybe we could be friends… And if you say no, you’re toast
(** repeat)
Who’s the girl next door living in the haunted mansion? You better learn my name ‘cause it’s Ashley Just remember this when you see her on the street I’m the coolest girl you’ll ever meet