Alex: Let's get ready to rumble! My name is Alex and welcome to the show! Today we got Courage Wolf....vs....Insanity Wolf!
Insanity Wolf: It must've taken every ounce of your courage to agree to fight me here Do you know who I am? I'M INSANITY WOLF I feel a baby kick, I'll kick it BACK In the delivery room, I spawn camp, get a kill, teabag a bear trap Watch porn in the front row class, FAP FAP FAP Do the math, motherfucker, I'm insane I do the cinnamon challenge WITH COCAINE When life gave me lemons, I fucked it in the ass and gave it lemonaids Ran into your girl the other day, with my car, Is she OK?
Courage Wolf: You are the result of four billion years of evolutionary success FUCKING ACT LIKE IT, and my girl's fine, we just had sex Do the math? Well, I forgot my pencil, guess I'll take notes in your blood God gave you lemons? Find a new god Take the scenic route through Mordor Walk in through the front door So much courage, I do the worm, with a boner You got no friends, you loner Where's your wolf pack? Even Jacob from Twilight could kick your ass FUCK OFF After a large fight, Courage Wolf finally kicks Insanity Wolf off of a cliff. Courage howls to the moon in victory, but Insanity Wolf runs back up the cliff and jumps Courage.
Insanity Wolf: I put the fun in funeral Laughter in slaughter But first I'll trap you underneath the stairs, Harry Potter Then I'll murder your parents, so your bloodline's diminshed Then bury them, who's grounded now, BITCHES?
Courage Wolf: I made your mom come, you could at least make me breakfast You're a failure, I'mma swallow you and shit out Success Kid You give nothing to society, except a headache Where's my worcestershire? You're getting beat to a shirt steak
Insanity Wolf: I give nothing to society? Yeah, that's a real crock of shit I feed to homeless TO the homeless Donate blood, ALL OF IT I will deliver you into evil and lead you into temptation Got a headache? I got your cure DECAPITATION
Courage Wolf: What doesn't kill me, better run the fuck away Who are you again? I kicked ass and don't have time to take names You think I'm lost? Here's a twist: I'm the final boss Say goodbye You've reached peak and now it's your time to die